Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.
#tHIS PART#THIS PART ALWAYS GOT TO ME???LIKE#ED IS SUCH A VERBAL PERSON#LIKE HE EXPLODES OVER THE LITTLEST THINGS AND HE’S ALWAYS YELLING AND JUST BEING VERY AGGRESSIVE#BUT THEN YOU HAVE AL#WHO CONFRONTS ED AND ACCUSES HIM OF DOING HORRIBLE THINGS#AND ED CAN’T EVEN YELL??#HE DOESN’T EVEN DEFEND HIMSELF??#BECAUSE THIS SITUATION IS SO SAD#AND ED SUDDENLY BECOMES SO SOFT AND QUIET#BECAUSE AL IS HURT#AND NO AMOUNT OF YELLING OR ANGER IN RESPONSE COULD AMEND THIS SITUAITON#SO ED JUST TAKES IT WITHOUT ARGUING#BECAUSE AL HAS BEEN SITTING ON THIS FOR A WHILE#AND ED IS SHOCKED TO HEAR THESE CRAZY THINGS AL IS SAYING#BECAUSE IT MAKES THEIR ALREADY SAD SITUATION EVEN SADDER#FMA#BY E via
A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.
Is that… a frisbee?
He just wants to play catch
What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”
And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.
I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift